Men who spray their semen around

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Some very generous men enjoy sharing their semen - when the women don't even want it.

Singapore man makes semen drink for his female colleague

Man sprays his semen on woman's butt in grocery store.

I shower after going to the gym during lunchtime. Once, I left my white-coloured shower cream in the bathroom. The next day when I returned, it was still there. I wondered whether anyone did a semen mix. It smelled normal so I doubt it was tainted.

The writer in the second story refers to semen as "ejaculatory refuse". I think it's appropriate!

To read about the taste of semen and why men enjoy receiving oral sex, read the "oral sex" section of my book.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's say I am a fairly new waiter trying my best to learn the ropes in the F&B trade and serving my customers well. Then there is this SOB customer who for reasons best known to him or her threw his tantrums at me, insulted me for my alleged poor service and caused me so much embarassment that it spoilt my whole day if not my fledgling job. Granted I may have made a minor mistake (eg bringing a wrong drink) in not serving an extremely fussy and difficult customer in the most perfect way, but really it couldnt have been such a huge mistake to deserve a disproportionate bollocking from this irate customer. And mind you, I have F&B friends who tell me that even if one is not wrong, customers in so called a "wrong frame" of mind can find fault with you or anything with any form of imaginary accusations and excuse.

So would you blame me if i quietly jerk off some semen and mixed it into a drink for this SOB customer? lol

For one thing it doesnt hurt anyone else. It gives me great private satisfaction. Of course I would like to throw a dish at him or worse but I cant. The best I can do is this. In any case whether I do it or not, this customer is going to repeat his behaviour elsewhere with another poor waiting staff until someday he gets his just due.

David, you are the new guest blogger. What say you? You think there is another better way to get a little satisfaction out of the incident? keke

silli cat

Anonymous said...

silli cat, that is nothing man!

I will fix some of my poo into the drink and serve him withat that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous,

you are even more revengeful than me. But I like! keke

silli cat

David said...

Silli Cat,

The idea of putting ones semen in a drink without telling the people or person one is giving the drink is irresponsible.

Tasteless, rude, inconsiderate are also terms that describe such individuals.

David

Anonymous said...

Hay David, no need to adopt "I am holier than you" attitude lah.

SGers might have learned this tradition from Caucasians who has a tradition of putting poo into your food if you don’t pay tips or offend them!.

If you care to Google the text "poo ice cream "coogee bay hotel"" you will find this interesting news:-


Human excrement found in free gelato - National - smh.com.au

26 Oct 2008 ... Last week the Whytes spoke to Coogee Bay Hotel owner Christopher Cheung. ... When the children wanted ice-cream, the family was told an adult ... My poor son screamed at one of their staff: 'You made my mum eat poo. ...

URL is http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/human-excrement-found-in-free-gelato/2008/10/25/1224351608023.html

What a wonderful news. The White waiter decided to serve them poo!

This sure is a wonderful tradition.

Anonymous said...

idiots !!!!

Anonymous said...

David,

I kind of expect that bland answer from you but yet hoping for something more. But it was not to be. It is well.....YOU David, an extremely good and honourable man.

It is of course the "right" answer and it's useful to remind us all that we must behave correctly for all the "right" reasons.

But I just cant digest this "if you are slapped on one cheek, dont slap back but instead turn the other cheek for another"! lol

How did you manage to do so well in this dog eat dog world David? You must know somethings I do not! I salute you!

Until you tell me your secret of success, I am a reluctant student of your good advice no matter how appreciative I am of its value. I will now add poo into that SOB meals. keke

silli cat

David said...

Silli Cat,

I was surprised to read that Caucasian's started introducing poo into food or drinks of people they do not like!!

Could it be a Brit thing from the colonial days of Singapore?

The secret of my success?

A good question. Me thinks I will make that a topic for a post.

To much to think about at this hour of the morning.

Please folks, no poo or semen in anyones drinks, very bad taste, not at all healthy.

David

For I seek not to understand in order that I may believe; but I
believe in order that I may understand, for I believe for this
reason: that unless I believe, I cannot understand.


-- Anselm of Canterbury

Anonymous said...

Haha David,

I dont think it can ever be said or proven that Caucasians started the trend. So its an unreasonable accusation and a moot point.

But certainly Caucasians too are not whiter than white. lol

What the Brits did during the colonial days was to chicken out from Singapore upon the onslaught of the Japanese. And the Brits too laid the seeds for so many subsequent conflicts in Asia and the Middle East when they left a mess in their colonies post colonial.

So its not healthy for the poor waiting staff to put poo in someone's meals and its healthy for him or her to be trodden upon by those better off that they serve?

If you can survive that long in your years without having to slap someone back after being slapped upon... you are certainly a success to me. Yes, pls we want to hear of your wisdom. Truly I hate this eye for an eye thing. It never ends. I like Gandhi's philosophy in this.

silli cat

David said...

Silli Cat,

Be careful what you ask for.

Then again, if you have any trouble sleeping or have friends with insomnia a couple future post just might be what such people need to read.

Don't say you were not warned!

David

Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.

-- Henry David Thoreau

Anonymous said...

David,

Thanks. Appreciate the warning. Although I dont have any trouble sleeping (in fact I think there is never enough waking hours to do the things I wana do...the damn work to make a living takes a huge chunk of it), I would like to know more the ramifications of "what I ask for".

silli cat

David said...

Silli Cat,

Coming in May.

David