Confess to your iPhone!

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An iPhone application called "Confession" allow you to keep a record of sins committed. And the Catholic Church has given the app its seal of approval.



It won't be long before unfaithful spouses get caught after confessing to their iPhones.

"Dear Father, I masturbated today. I am very sorry for my sin. Please forgive me. I promise not to do it again."

Any masturbator will know that there's no such thing as putting an end to it. It only ends when another form of release is found. Or upon death.

Talking about death, how strange would it be to have your parents or partner read all the sins you entered in your iPhone!

Dear Father, forgive me for thinking this is lame!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Masturbation is a sin? Gosh I must have been condemned to hell many times during my younger raging days. lol

But confession to an Iphone is better than confession in the confines of a booth. In a confession both, you on one side freely relating every action of the masturbation.... supposedly anonymous behind a screen. And on the other side the priest sheepishly sniggering at every embarassing detail of your "sin"!

And for all you know there is a micro camera hidden somewhere in the booth filming every bit of you. Reason? God needs to have a record of you too on film, not only your words on the Iphone. HE needs to match the words with a face in order to allow u back into heaven. lol

silli cat

David said...

Yu-Kym,

I heard about this app.

Just to weird for my sensibilities.

David


God does not ask your ability or your inability. He asks only
your availability.


-- Mary Kay Ashe

Soft Release said...

A fitting app for SINgapore.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Yu-Kym, cheers to masturbation!

(hope you had yours today)

Soft Release said...

What's the name of the app?

iConfess?

~Pink Miu Miu~ said...

I still believe only the DEAD can keep secret, other than yourself.

Masturbation is not a sin, i thought babe maybe unless when it becomes excessive :P

WHat is define as a sin to one maybe a habit to another.. if judging today context, alot of things we did are already considered sinful, muz ask for forgiveness in each prayer :).

Anonymous said...

This confession thing is a farce. I dont understand it except that it gives the confessor a false security blanket to repeat his sin(s) all over again.

I just dont understand the hypocrisy in religion, in particular Catholism!

silli cat

David said...

Pink,

Briefly, the sin of masturbation is in it's misuse of the great God-given gift of sexuality which is only to be used by a husband and wife in the confines of Christan Marriage.

All sex acts outside of marriage are sins against the stitywhich all Christians are called, because all sex acts must be open to the possibility of procreation (thus, the sinfulness of artificial contraception within marriage).

Again because the act of Love making is supposed to reserved for married couples.

Yu-Kym, sorry if this causes anyone to be unsettled.

David

The Christian's hope for the future must have a sanctifying
influence upon the present.


-- D. Edmond Hiebert

Yu-Kym said...

silli cat, then you need to confess your sins! But you're not really sorry so you can't be forgiven!

soft release, iConfess would be a good name! They should have gotten you to name it.

Pink Mui Mui, "I still believe only the DEAD can keep secret". You sound dangerous!

David, what you wrote is consistent with what I've been taught.