Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day with 12 inches

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I saw the following advertisement on a website:


"Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine's Day! Pay just $56 for a bouquet of 12 roses (U.P. $80) and get a 12 inch...














teddy bear free."

Ok, the advertisement was without the "..." but what's so surprising about a bouquet of roses with a teddy bear?

An offer with free penis enlargement might work better :D

A 12-inch penis would definitely surprise her!

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11 comments:

David said...

Yu-Kym,

My sweetheart and I are going to enjoy a high tea in the afternoon for Valentines day.

I do hope yours will be remembered.

David

Victory is the place where our breaking point becomes our
turning point.


-- L. Burt

Anonymous said...

David,

That is why I am so enamoured by you both. You are as near a perfect an example of a practical realistic common sense balanced loving couple as one can find. As for me, this Valentine's not going to be a happy one. It looks like serious cracks have appeared in my own relationship with my love one of many years to warrant a parting of ways.

I am nevertheless happy for you both when you celebrate yet another Valentine's together.

silli cat

Yu-Kym said...

David, sounds like your tea's going to be real sweeeet!

silli cat, Valentine's day is just another day in a relationship where you get the chance to build, fix or destroy it - but with the additional pressure and expense!

David said...

silli cat,

Where real friendship does not exist, love cannot grow.

There is a great difference between love and lust, the sex is similar, the emotion and connection with ones partner is completly different.

Best wishes for the both of you to grow together or part ways peacefully.

David


It's no good to sit up and take notice if we just keep on
sitting.


-- Author Unknown

Anonymous said...

where did you see the advert???
can say?

i am looking for flowers

Anonymous said...

David,

I can mostly agree with what you said. Thanks for your kind words.

silli cat

David said...

Yu-Kym,

My wife intoduced me to Teas some years ago.

I have grown to appreciate this English import. Michigan borders Canada and that has allowed us to participate in Teas on both sides of the border. Most follow the English rules, but the local variations are enjoyable.

My beloveds birthday was this past week, and on Saturday we celebrated with an awesome dinner at one of the areas excluse steak houses. By evenings end we had shared a tremondous porterhouse steak, and it was done perfectly!

Typical American fashion the portion size was quite large so we were able to bring a large portion home to enjoy later.

I will try to remember to bring my camera to the Tea as my phone cam is miserable in all but the brighest light.

Happy almost CNY time for you and all readers in SG! ! ! ! !

David

There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream.

~Author Unknown

Anonymous said...

I'm going to surprise my girlfriend of many years this Valentine's day - if she doesnt give up her gambling habit immediately, go for counselling or self exclusion etc, I am going to drop her like a hot potato.

Although she has some tendencies to gamble occasionally in the past, the opening of the two casinos in Singapore has started an uncontrollable addiction in her to gambling that is now extremely damaging to her finances, her health and her job.

If we have to end for this reason, we have to end.

silli cat

Yu-Kym said...

David, yeah the steaks are huge as with most other types of food! It's common for people there to bring home the unfinished portion, isn't it?

silli cat, that sounds serious. Hope she kicks the habit.

Anonymous said...

Ultimatum delivered on Valentine's Day. No compromises. Significant improvement sought!

I love her only as much as she loves me. Nothing much more or less than this.

She loves me so much more than I love her that she is prepared to change her ways.

Basic lesson here for anyone who is keen on a fruitful balanced happy relationship.

silli cat

Yu-Kym said...

It's good to hear that she's willing to change for the better. Gambling addiction is bad anyway.