Men enjoy eating free "lunch"

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I have heard from men that most women are seldom enthusiastic about performing oral sex/blowjob on them. Men claim to operate differently. Many have shared that they enjoy performing oral sex on/eat women because:
- they love the visuals, taste and smell,
- they love seeing the expression on the women's faces, and/or
- they enjoy feeling and being close to women's sex organs.

Men whom I know in person (but I have not been emotionally or sexually involved with) and strangers on the Internet have offered to eat me. When I asked them what they expect in return, they say that they do not require me to have sex with them or to return the favour. Eating me is all they want. (Obviously, there are men who write to me asking for a blowjob but that's a separate topic.)

I have not verified it but I am inclined not to believe what they say. How can they be satisfied and pack up after only I get my orgasm(s)? There is no such thing as free lunch. Or wait a minute... who exactly is getting a free lunch?

Related post:
[6 reasons why I enjoy receiving oral sex]

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Yu-Kym, how could you doubt our (men) sincerity!

When it comes to oral sex, We really meant it when we say we'd give without expecting anything in return. The joy lies in the giving!

Heh, this reminds me of the time when my ex requested for a back massage once, long time ago. I wasnt in the mood. But her endearing persuasions melted me & I gave in.

But what I did was I whispered to her a better suggestion: that I'd give her an 'oral massage down under'. You should see how her eyes lit with delight!

By the time she came, she was so wasted. She whimpered a 'thank you' to me, asked for a cuddle and was fast asleep.

And there we were... lying satisfied...the BOTH of us.

Cal

Derek said...

It's not so much about getting an orgasm for yourself as opposed to seeing the woman you're screwing get oh-so-high. It's an ego thing. :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I am a man but i do not buy these assurances. I do not also expect my kind of woman to believe that there are such things for free! There is alwayz a catch somewhere, somehow. If not yet surfaced, it will sooner or later.

curious cat

Yu-Kym said...

Cal, but she was your girlfriend - which means you had your turn on other occasions too.

Derek, I agree about the ego thing because I experience that too when I give blowjobs. However, men will always hope that they get something in return. If they don't get anything, they might be disappointed, whine about it, or worse still force themselves on me.

Anonymous said...

Yu-Kym,

You're spot on with Cal. Well said.

As for your comments to Derek, my take is a yes and no.

A lesser man will always hope that he will get something in return and if not its what u said exhibited by him...negativeness.

A superior man will be very disappointed of coz because he knows what a good catch u can be .....but he will not fret nor exhibit any of the childishness. Why? Coz he knows you are not the last and only class girl there is. He will move on, his confidence none the lesser and self esteem in tact.

To be considered a real class man one of those things he must possess is respectability from the girl. Without it, he is not truly a woman's man.

curious cat

Anonymous said...

hmm...i think men are selfish creature...they definitely will want something in return!

Yu-Kym said...

It's not just men who want something. Women do too: http://yu-kym.blogspot.com/2009/04/sexual-bribery.html
And nobody gives something for nothing. http://yu-kym.blogspot.com/2009/08/nobody-gives-something-for-nothing.html

Anonymous said...

Absolutely! duh!

Yu-Kym, dont u oftentimes scratch your head in amazement...What do some ppl think? That women are non-demanding docile, gentle and innocent? In fact, i think women are the more dangerous specie. Look at you! One perfect example!

Men are too predictable, simple-minded and straight!

curious cat

Yu-Kym said...

I don't know! Maybe it worked on some women? See previous post, The Sperm Concept:
http://yu-kym.blogspot.com/2009/03/sperm-concept.html

Anonymous said...

Yu-Kym

What do you mean "dont know"?

What do you mean "Maybe" it worked on some women?

I would expect this standard of blog from you - more opiniated, assured, hardnosed, straight and direct than "I dont know" and "maybe"!

I also dont see the relevance of "The Sperm Concept".

curious cat

Anonymous said...

Just curious, would you give head to someone with pearly penile papules? =O

Yu-Kym said...

curious cat, we know that some men have gotten free sex. "The Sperm Concept" was about spam. Maybe of those men got free sex by spamming. I can't answer the question for men with any certainty because I'm not one.

Anonymous said...

OIC now i understand. Yes it's likely to be true that men do get free sex by spamming. I know not coz i have personally known of such cases but I know simply coz there are dumb foolish girls taken in by cunning unscrupulous men just as there are stupid naieve men duped by sly street smart ruthless women.

its true what is said about a fool born every minute. They are found in all nooks and corners of this world.

curious cat