Mechaphilia

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Yesterday I wrote about having sex in cars; Today I'm going to write about having sex with cars.

No, it's not a typo error.

I thought necrophilia was bad but this one is really weird! It's called mechaphilia, i.e. being sexually attracted to cars and even having sex with them? If you don't believe me, check these out:

A man by the name of Edward Smith admits to having sex with 1,000 cars. He first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

Another man, Chris Donald, reportedly met up with at least twenty other people with similar fetishes, who have brought their cars over to him so that he can have sex with them.

An anonymous writer of a manual 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle' has a truck called Marcus, whom he says has a "lovely pair of customised exhaust pipes".

There you have it! It's not hard to figure how out how men have sex with cars.

As for women, I suspect it's got something to do with the stick shift or handbrake.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha can't help laughing as i read on, like that also can ah ..lol
Wondering will the car go faster after that, must be real hard being a car nowsday, so wats next have sex with a "Shoes" ...

David said...

Yu-Kym,

This is so amazing! Sick does not begin to describe this.

It is easy to understand the appeal of Roxxy.


I am sure you heard of the True Companion-
http://www.truecompanion.com/

From: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10432521-71.html

"I am moved beyond earthly distractions to discover that the world's most practical intellects, as we first told you earlier Monday, have conjured up a fully functioning sex robot.
On its Web site, True Companion declares quite forcefully that Roxxxy "knows your name, your likes and dislikes, can carry on a discussion, and expresses her love to you and be your loving friend. She can talk to you, listen to you, and feel your touch."

I can feel so many of you, frustrated with your current emotional and pheromonal situation, already logging on to this site (please be of age. I'd hate to see you get into trouble) before I have given you any more details.

But you need to know more details. Roxxxy has dark hair. She wears a negligee. And her skin allegedly feels like, well, skin.
Wait, wait. She is 5-foot, 7-inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, and has five personalities. Yes, she is just like that girl who ignored your deft humor in Bar Italia last Friday, but better. Because Roxxxy is customizable.

(Credit: TrueCompanion.com)
If you don't like dark hair, you can make her blond, or ginger or, please try this, bald. You can change her race and even the dimensions of her cleavage."

These guys must be desperate, and gave up on building or even learning how to interact with women.

Can't wait for my wife to come home, she hugs back really well...

..feels better than any truck or robot.

David

Yu-Kym said...

Cars are being raped inside out!

I read about Roxy. That's quite pathetic!