Things to do before you die

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Some people might find it too morbid to even think about or discuss what needs to be done before their death while others have written lists of things to do. Just do a search on books or websites for "before you die" and you'll find many such lists. The lists include places to visit, people to forgive, good causes to volunteer for, food to eat, books to read, kilometers/miles to run, etc. Scaling mount Kilimanjaro was one of the things on my to-do list. I say was because it isn't on my list anymore. Not that I don't want to do it but I recently realised that what I did or didn't do won't matter to me or anyone once I'm dead!

If I'm dead, how am I supposed to care? Assuming there's no heaven, I'll be dead and gone. Assuming there is a heaven, such things won't matter at all to myself or God.

As for people who are left behind, they'll only care whether I leave them money. If I'm really lucky, I might get famous after my death like some famous artists and musicians, e.g. Vincent van Gogh and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. I don't think that's going to happen to me and I don't need to care much about what happens after I die. So what's on my list of things to do before I die?
1. Write a will
2. Buy sufficient insurance or have enough savings to give my beneficiaries so that they have enough money for my funeral expenses and a bit extra so that they are happy enough to put a nice (as opposed to an ugly) picture of me in the obituary and keep their mouths zipped should they have to dispose of any porn, sex toys or dirty panties... maybe I won't really care because I'm already dead... or it might be quite fun to have some juicy news going around!
3. Read all the books that list what I should do before I die (just kidding!)

You were probably expecting me to write a list of things do before dying when you read the subject title so I shall not disappoint you. Here's an alternative list:
1. Go suntanning at a nude beach
2. Go skinny dipping
3. Have sex in the wild
4. Have sex in the airplane toilet
5. Voyeurism - Watching a couple get on up close
6. Exhibitionism - Being watched up close while you get on
7. Masturbation at a distance - As in you touch yourself, I touch myself, but no touching each other
8. Threesome with another woman
9. Threesome with another man
10. Participate in group sex

Related posts:
[How would you spend the last 24 hours of your life?]
[Fear of dying alone]

5 comments:

TrainMan said...

WOW

Is this your "Bucket List Of Sexual Adventure"?

1. done
2. done
3. done
4. nope(highly unlikely, unless you are on Miles High Club)
5. done
6. done
7. nope(need alot sexual discipline from the guy)
8. done
9. nope
10. done

Not sure can all this be listed as things you want to do before you die..cos there is a high chance of recurring?? right?

Remmy said...

1. Go suntanning at a nude beach - NOPE
2. Go skinny dipping - DONE on many occasion
3. Have sex in the wild - OH YEAH Baby!
4. Have sex in the airplane toilet - ONCE
5. Voyeurism - Watching a couple get on up close - DONE
6. Exhibitionism - Being watched up close while you get on - DONE
7. Masturbation at a distance - As in you touch yourself, I touch myself, but no touching each other - DONE
8. Threesome with another woman - ONCE
9. Threesome with another man - NEVERever
10. Participate in group sex - NOPE

Anonymous said...

1. Nope
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Nope
5. Nope
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Soon
9. Never
10. Nope

Anonymous said...

1. Go suntanning at a nude beach
-> NOT MY CUP OF TEA
2. Go skinny dipping
-> Hmmm... nice.
3. Have sex in the wild
-> Hmm... SUPER NICE! :-)
4. Have sex in the airplane toilet
-> Exciting (though cramped)
5. Voyeurism - Watching a couple get on up close
-> I may end up masturbating! hehehe (nice thoughts! hehe)
6. Exhibitionism - Being watched up close while you get on
-> I like that
7. Masturbation at a distance - As in you touch yourself, I touch myself, but no touching each other
-> Exciting (but you better tie me up though - hehehe)
8. Threesome with another woman
-> Oh man - I REALLY REALLY WISH!!! (where's genie?) :-)
9. Threesome with another man
-> You want me to puke!?
10. Participate in group sex
-> Hmmm... wicked! :-)

barefoot

Yu-Kym said...

Thanks for being so sporting to share! Your comments about #9 "Threesome with another man" really made me laugh! Keep going... or should I say coming... hehe

Read a related post:
http://yu-kym.blogspot.com/2009/01/2-gals-kissing-vs-2-guys-kissing.html